Friday, November 19, 2010
Nice Kristy...
God damn I love FLESHBOT. I always find some lovely material there.
Kristy from Joe Wehner on Vimeo.
From Fleshbot.
Aaaaaaand I am back!
Computer is back, work schedule back to sort of normal, so let the games continue!!!!
Monday, September 27, 2010
Kinda out of commision...
Unfortunately, my laptop has decided to become asthmatic (extremely loud fan) and had to go in the shop. With that, I am now on a netbook and blackberry for internet. Ergo, updates are gonna be fewer and farther between....
Sorry...
Hopefully this will be a short term issue...
Sorry...
Hopefully this will be a short term issue...
Thursday, September 16, 2010
Awesome Quotes....
Wow, 9 days since my last post. Damn I was wanting to do more. Oh well...
Anyway, I wanted to share a couple of jacked up quotes I heard this week at work. Thought they were funny as hell.
First, my boss' wife is having a baby. She is in labor. He calls me to give me an update on an issue and touch base on a couple of other things I had in the fire. I asked him if he had a kiddie yet. He said no, that he was "driving to go have a cigarette. The hospital is completely non-smoking, so to have one means to drive." I told him "Dude, you are having a kid!" His response: "Right now, a cigarette is way more important."
The second, and funnier quote came from a peer. We were driving to lunch and saw some cross country track team out running. My friend said: "When I am dead, I want to be reincarnated as a teenaged lesbian, if only for the slumber parties."
Feel free to put both quotes on a cross stitch sampler pillow...
Tuesday, September 7, 2010
Today's Birthdays
Yeah, I know, I have been a bit lax in getting this done too. Oh well...
Evan Rachel Wood (Actress and Marilyn Manson toy) 23
Shannon Elizabeth (Actress, Poker Player & Dancing With The Stars alum) 37
Angie Everheart (Model, Actress, Hot Redhead) 41
Today's Music Video
This is completely bad ass... I love mash ups and this is truly interesting. Usually, when someone does a mash up, they simply merge the recordings of two or more songs by sampling and overdubbing. This group, Rock Sugar, has gone about it a whole new way. These guys are actually playing two songs intermingled. There is an entire album of these songs out there, but for some reason their site store is having issues. Until you can grab it yourself, check it out on YouTube!
ROCK SUGAR - "Don't Stop The Sandman."
ROCK SUGAR - "Don't Stop The Sandman."
Ugh
Ok, so I have been busy again and neglecting my Man Cavern... that is the beauty of a Man Cavern. You can leave and come back when you need to!
To catch up briefly...
So last night, Boise State came back in one hell of a College Football game against Virginia Tech. The Broncos and Hokies. What THE FUCK is a Hokie? Nobody has ever defined that for me. I feel that I am missing out on something.
The two fantasy football leagues I am in have drafted. I have shit for players. Oh well... it is all in fun right?
Labor Day has come and gone. Of course, being in retail, I had to work all three days of the weekend. I hope everyone who got the time off enjoyed it though!
Yeah, so this is about as boring a post as I can write. Awesome mediocrity at its finest!!
Meh...
To catch up briefly...
So last night, Boise State came back in one hell of a College Football game against Virginia Tech. The Broncos and Hokies. What THE FUCK is a Hokie? Nobody has ever defined that for me. I feel that I am missing out on something.
The two fantasy football leagues I am in have drafted. I have shit for players. Oh well... it is all in fun right?
Labor Day has come and gone. Of course, being in retail, I had to work all three days of the weekend. I hope everyone who got the time off enjoyed it though!
Yeah, so this is about as boring a post as I can write. Awesome mediocrity at its finest!!
Meh...
Wednesday, September 1, 2010
Today's Music Video
Great concert clip of Taylor Hawkins from the Foo Fighters jamming to YYZ with Alex Lifeson and Geddy Lee from Rush. Ignore the idiot who talks during the video, he is a nard...
Tuesday, August 31, 2010
Today's Music Video
Supergroups... some people love 'em, others hate 'em. Sammy Hagar (Age 62... SIXTYFRICKINTWO DAMMIT!) is a huge fan of them (H.S.A.S., Van Hagar) and has formed another one with his buddy Michael Anthony (Age 56, from Van Halen). This group is called CHICKENFOOT and they bring good ole Rock & Roll back HARD. Also in the band is Joe Satriani (Age 54, Guitar God) and Chad Smith (Age 48, Red Hot Chili Peppers drummer).
I EFFING LOVE THIS BAND! Check em out:
CHICKENFOOT - "Sexy Little Thing"
CHICKENFOOT - "Oh Yeah"
Saturday, August 28, 2010
Friday, August 27, 2010
Ugh
Well, I was looking forward to getting alot of stuff done today, but, I feel like ass. So, that won't be happening AT ALL.
Don't you really hate when you have a day off, got plans for it, but then get sick so you can't do it? I'm not even talking about fun stuff. I was wanting to get house work done dammit.
Monday, August 23, 2010
Today's Ass
This will do. Yes, this will do nicely...
Thanks to the wonderful guys at WhatTheChrist.com
Today's Music Video
Damn people... Mondays don't HAVE to be bad...
But, since some twats make it that way...
GUNS & ROSES - "Welcome To The Jungle"
Grumpy Ass Mothahs...
Damn, why does everyone have to be so friggin pissy on Mondays? Yeah, yeah... it is the start of the week. Yeah, people are tired from partying/playing with fam/working in yard/etc. But fuck a duck... some people need to recognize when to stay in the bed and save the rest of humanity from dealing with their whiny ass.
Shit, I was not in a perky state of mind today either. However, I remembered something halfway through the day. I got laid this weekend. Repeatedly. ON. THE. HIGHWAY. So, that cheered me up right the fuck away. Everyone has something that happens over the weekend to make them happy. For some it is seeing a friend who you haven't seen in a while. For others, it is living it up in the bar with everyone they see. For others it is a puppy. Hell who cares. Just enjoy it and let Monday go as smoothly as fucking possible so we can all get through it without much effort.
But yeah, bucket list items being cleared? Perfect way to smile through Monday hehehehe.....
Wednesday, August 18, 2010
Saturday, August 14, 2010
Today's Ass
Because we all have a dream... Today's AOTD (Ass Of the Day) is a twofer... May all YOUR dreams come true! heheheheh
Today's Music Video
It is SATURFRIGGINDAY!!!!!!!!!!! Time to party your ass off!
BEASTIE BOYS - "(You Gotta) Fight For Your Right (To Party)"
The MARTINI DIVA
Friends of mine will know that I am a fan of the martini. Ok, I LOVE MARTINIS!
Anyway... if you want to make some creative martinis, THIS is the place to go. Always fun, tasty martinis. I mean, really, how can you go wrong with COOKIE MARTINIS? Pure Awesomeness!
Go check out The Martini Diva's blog, and follow her on twitter also!
The MARTINI DIVA
Anyway... if you want to make some creative martinis, THIS is the place to go. Always fun, tasty martinis. I mean, really, how can you go wrong with COOKIE MARTINIS? Pure Awesomeness!
Go check out The Martini Diva's blog, and follow her on twitter also!
The MARTINI DIVA
Friday, August 13, 2010
Today's Music Video
No specific meaning, but she does look hot as hell and rather kinky at the same time...
CHRISTINA AGUILERA - "Not Myself Tonight"
Jones talks about working in the john - AFC West Blog - ESPN
You have got to be shitting me...
(Sorry, someone had to say it)
Thursday, August 12, 2010
Tuesday, August 10, 2010
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New Album/Tour From Van Halen Coming
One of the greatest rock bands in history, Van Halen, is actually recording a new album. Now, this is ALMOST the original line up - Eddie Van Halen, Alex Van Halen, Diamond David Lee Roth, and Eddie's son Wolfgang Van Halen. The missing piece is original bassist Michael Anthony.
I am interested in seeing if Wolfgang contributes anything to the creative process - I very much doubt it. Anthony is a SOLID bassist and has the backing vocal abilities that make him a valuable member of his current band, Chickenfoot, with former solo artist and Van Halen Frontman Sammy Hagar.
This version of Van Halen is the same one that went on tour together back in 2008. So, they HAD to have bonded somewhat in order to pull that off. Roth's voice can NOT reach the highs it did back in the 70's and 80's, but should not be expected to. In actuality, he is not a great singer. He is a performer. If he can perform the new songs well, they might be able to make this work.
Could be interesting...
Monday, August 9, 2010
Football Returns! Well, Sort Of...
I am going to be completely honest, I only watched part of this ugly as hell game. I don't get too wrapped up in alot of the pre-season games. Because they are PRE-SEASON! There is really nothing that the average fan can glean from the game itself. Those who live and breathe football, who study stat sheets, who can break down game tape, play fantasy football, they can get more out of the games. I am on the fringe of the latter category, but really don't care much about the pre-season.
For one thing, the Cowboys couldn't figure out that you need to RUN THE DAMN BALL when you are on the 2 yard line. Especially when you have, as the illustrious Herm Edwards described, "The Largest Offensive Line In Captivity." YOU RUN THE DAMN BALL.
The Bengals looked shaky. The defense might be something to contend with if Pac-Man holds up to what he showed last night.
I dunno... do you get into pre-season?
Today's Music Video
FIVE FINGER DEATH PUNCH - Bad Company
Yes, I know, it's a cover. BUT, it is a kick ass cover... Enjoy!
Today's Birthdays
Anna Kendrick, Actress (Twilight), is 25
Audrey Tatou, Actress (The Divinci Code), is 32 or 34 depending on the source
Rhona Mitra, Actress (Underworld, The Gates, Nip/Tuck), is 34
Jessica Capshaw, Actress (Grey's Anatomy, The L Word) and daughter of actress Kate Capshaw, is 34
Nikki Zeiring, Actress (nothing of note) and Playboy Playmate (Ms. September 1997) is 39
Gillian Anderson, Actress (X-Files) and Geek Boy Sex Object, is 42
Sunday, August 8, 2010
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Saturday, August 7, 2010
Friday, August 6, 2010
Today's Music Video
My vacation started 3 hours ago. In honor of the occasion, and the activities that will follow once I get off this computer I present:
HINDER - "Up All Night"
Today's Birthdays
Adrianne Curry, Model, Wife of Peter Brady (Christopher Knight), Computer Geek, World of Warcraft Guild Leader, Cosplay fanatic (Wonder Woman, Princess Leia, etc) and SEXIEST FUCKING TWITTER PERSON ALIVE... is now 28
Marissa Miller, Supermodel, SI Swimsuit Covergirl is now 32
Melissa George, Australian Actress and owner of some glorious breasts is now 34
Soleil Moon Frye, the child actress who was Punky Brewster is now 34 and DAMN did she grow up nicely...
Porn Star Asia Carrera is 37
Thursday, August 5, 2010
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Today's Music Video
Actually, it will be a multiple video shot today. Any chance I get to put Tawny Kitaen up from when she was uberfuckingsexy, I am gonna take advantage of it!
WHITESNAKE - "Here I Go Again"
WHITESNAKE - "Is This Love"
WHITESNAKE - "Still Of The Night"
Happy Birthday Tawny Kitaen
Wow, Tawny Kitaen, the sex kitten who dated David Coverdale of Whitesnake and appeared in their better videos back in the 80's is 49 today. This woman did things to the hoods of cars we only dreamed of. In fact, I am certain she appeared in the dreams of most teenage... hell the minds of anyone with a sex drive. The woman was drop dead gorgeous and fucking OOOZED sex simply by smiling at the damn camera. Of course, drugs took their toll on her and she looks like a hot mess now, but, I am going to simply remember her from back in the day. Now if you will excuse me, I need a moment...
Wednesday, August 4, 2010
Today's Music Video
Today I went to my dentist and had a cleaning and had a cavity filled... With that thought, I give you Steve Martin from the wonderfully funny film "Little Shop Of Horrors" with "You'll Be A Dentist."
Tuesday, August 3, 2010
Today's Music Video
Keeping with the 80's thing, I tried to think of someone hot... or at least hot back then. First one that came to mind was VIXEN. I actually saw them in concert in Nashville back in 88 or 89, not sure which summer, but it was at Starwood Ampitheater on a big ass bill with Greg Allman, Richard Marx, Jethro Tull and Johnny Cash (it was a rather eclectic mix of musicians) to name a few. Hell of a party.
Anyway, without further ado... Vixen - "Edge of a Broken Heart"
Monday, August 2, 2010
Happy Birthday Mary Louise Parker
Happy Birthday KEVIN SMITH!
Kevin Smith, the man, the legend, the myth, the ass-eating afficionado and worshiper of the Fleshlight turned 40 years old today. You may know him as the writer/director of such fine films as: Cop Out, Clerks, Clerks II, Dogma, Mall Rats and many more. You may know him as half of Smodcast (a podcast produced by him and Scott Mosier). Or you may simply know him as the director who was "Too Fat To Fly."However you know of the man, embrace his birthday!
Today's Music Video
Yesterday's MTV 29th birthday put me in the mood for some 80's Hair Bands. In that line of thinking, I give you...
CINDERELLA - "SHAKE ME"
Sunday, August 1, 2010
Yellow Lobster Caught in Rhode Island
Is a yellow lobster pre-buttered?
http://news.yahoo.com/video/us-15749625/yellow-lobster-1-in-30-million-21178324
It Was 29 Years Ago Today...
MTV was born 29 effing years ago today. Now granted, back in those days, the "M" stood for MUSIC, not MEDIOCRE programming. But still, it revolutionized television, music and entertainment industries on a whole scale level. Seriously, think about it. Michael Jackson's Thriller, The Headbanger's Ball, Downtown Julie Brown, Mark Goodman, Nina Blackwood, Alan Hunter, Adam Curry (he of the incredible Bon Jovi Tribute Hair) and so many other iconic figures.
In honor of this anniversary, The Video Of The Day is from the LAUNCH of MTV... Enjoy....
Saturday, July 31, 2010
Music Video Twofer
Being that I was too busy to post a video for Friday, and will likely be too busy to do one later today (Saturday) I will post them both together...
So, for Friday, I give you DISTURBED - "Land Of Confusion"
And for Saturday, I give you something more festive, The Black Eyed Peas - "Rock That Body"
Thursday, July 29, 2010
Today's Music Video
I am going to be embedding a music video on here as many days as I can. Only one per day. Depending on my mood, what is going on in the world, etc.
Today, I am a bit irritable, so I give you Godsmack and "I Stand Alone" for your aural pleasure...
The Greatest Candidate For Governor EVER
All I can say is that I am truly hoping this gentleman gets elected by the fine people of Tennessee...
Happy Birthdays 07/29/2010
Allison Mack (an actress of some sorts) is 28
Rachel Minor (appeared in Californication) is 30
Wednesday, July 28, 2010
Todays Mesh Covered Tushie
Brought to you by the blog Bend Me Over
If you haven't checked out this blog yet, DO IT!!! Absolutely wonderful pictures chosen for pure sensuality... not pure sexuality. I LOVE IT.
Munchies
Ok, this is damn dumb. I suddenly, and I seriously mean suddenly, am hit with the major munchies. But, here is the thing, I am craving cold supreme pizza. NOTHING else is sounding good to me right now. This is simply a craving that will be unfulfilled tonight.
Anyone else get that sometimes? Goddamn this sucks...
The Hidden Benefits of Separate Beds - The Smoking Jacket | The Smoking Jacket
My wife and I sleep in separate rooms, not just separate beds. There are many benefits to this. Primarily the fact that I snore like a damn locomotive and by being in another room, she can sleep. Secondarily, I get the bed to myself. No need to worry about getting kicked or punched or told to roll over. I can sprawl and enjoy the ceiling fan.
How about you? Read Playboy's secondary SFW blog The Smoking Jacket and comment.
Wednesday, July 21, 2010
Holy Kerfluck
Sitting at home, got the kiddie duty, and I get hungry. So, I decided to make some Jambalaya for dinner. No big production, just a box mix from Zatarains that has brown rice and you add your own chicken, sausage or whatever. I have had great success with this product and absolutely recommend it to anyone who asks my opinion. Anyway, I didn't have any regular anduille sausage or spicy sausage. Nope, I managed to pick up a 2 1/2 pound package of Jalapeno & Cheese sausages at the store. I figured, what the hell, might as well use that. Should just add some extra zip to it is all. WRONGFRIGGINGWRONG! I do believe I melted down the top layer of skin from the top of my tongue. My nostril hairs curled up. I also think that I may have permanently cleared any potential sinus clogs for the near future (read: decades). That Shit Was HOT! I took maybe, MAYBE two bites before the sweat appeared. Now, I am not afraid of some seasoning to my foods. I have traveled across continents and oceans. I love to try new foods. But damn.
Anyway, just thought I would vent as the milk I just chugged does its magic fire putting out trick.
Can't wait for the wife to have some later hehehehehe.
Lunchtime Lists: 15 Things White People Must Stop Saying
Gotta say, I whole heartedly endorse this list...
Tuesday, July 20, 2010
Happy Birthdays 07/20/2010
Model/Tom Brady Wife and Baby Momma Gisele Bundchen is 30.
CNN News Anchor Erica Hill is 34.
Advice for Guys - 7 Turnoffs, Mistakes, What Not To Do | The Smoking Jacket
The lovely people at Playboy have started a new, mostly safe for work blog called The Smoking Jacket. Looks like it will directly compete with Maxim for page views. Cool with me. Should result in some fun articles!
Anyway, the first article I read on there was The 7 Signs That You've Given Up On Getting Laid. Click the linky below and read it yourself. It is SOOOOO true!!
Monday, July 19, 2010
Sunday, July 18, 2010
Am I too old for this?
With each passing week, I become a bit more tired it seems. Hell, I am only 42, so I should be good with partying all night on Saturdays as long as there is sufficient recovery time on Sunday, right? I mean, seriously. 42 is NOT that frigging old! And it isn't like I am out running a damn marathon on Saturday Nights (Capitalized due to my love for them). I am just sitting at a club, being a dj, and sometimes dancing.
Now, me dancing is a terrifying sight to most. Hell, terrifying to all actually. But, when imbibing, a guy has to get his boogie on, right?
Anyway, at what point does one slow it down?
Friday, June 25, 2010
Damn, Katy Perry is seriously close...
Really starting to dig the hell out of Katy Perry
From the wonderful folks at EGOTASTIC.COM
'Tis Martini time...
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