Anyway, I wanted to share a couple of jacked up quotes I heard this week at work. Thought they were funny as hell.
First, my boss' wife is having a baby. She is in labor. He calls me to give me an update on an issue and touch base on a couple of other things I had in the fire. I asked him if he had a kiddie yet. He said no, that he was "driving to go have a cigarette. The hospital is completely non-smoking, so to have one means to drive." I told him "Dude, you are having a kid!" His response: "Right now, a cigarette is way more important."
The second, and funnier quote came from a peer. We were driving to lunch and saw some cross country track team out running. My friend said: "When I am dead, I want to be reincarnated as a teenaged lesbian, if only for the slumber parties."
Feel free to put both quotes on a cross stitch sampler pillow...
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