Kristin Kreuk of Smallville (27)
Eliza Dushku of Dollhouse (now cancelled) (29)
Laila Ali (posted because I am afraid not to) (32)
Tiger Woods (golfer and philanderer extraordinaire) (34)
Wednesday, December 30, 2009
Happy Birthday 12/30/09
Kristin Kreuk of Smallville (27)
Eliza Dushku of Dollhouse (now cancelled) (29)
Laila Ali (posted because I am afraid not to) (32)
Tiger Woods (golfer and philanderer extraordinaire) (34)
Miranda Kerr
Miranda Kerr did a swimsuit layout for Ralph Magazine (damn what a stupid name). Egotastic has the pics.
See more of Miranda at Egotastic!
Status Update
Hey guys,
Sorry about the lack of posts this week. I have family in town and have had limited access to my computer, much less the fun stuff I typically do to find things to post. I might be able to get some done today. If not, it will likely be next week before I can do anything.
Thanks for understanding and I will see you on the flip!
Sorry about the lack of posts this week. I have family in town and have had limited access to my computer, much less the fun stuff I typically do to find things to post. I might be able to get some done today. If not, it will likely be next week before I can do anything.
Thanks for understanding and I will see you on the flip!
Sunday, December 27, 2009
Wow.
How effed up is this guy? ANY ideas as to what Captain Moron is trying to be?
From WTF Pictures and WTF Videos by Picture Is Unrelated
Saturday, December 26, 2009
Florida's Meyer resigns amid health concerns - College Football - Rivals.com
Wow, Urban Meyer resigns? How about THAT Gators? While I certainly respect the man for what he has done for the Florida Gators and College Football, I am going to enjoy watching how the program continues without him. Personally, I hate the Florida Gators. I hope they struggle for a while.
In all honesty, I hope Meyer returns at some point once his health improves. He HAS done quite a bit for football and he brings a competitive fire wherever he goes.
In any case, get well soon Urban. The football world will miss you.
Florida's Meyer resigns amid health concerns - College Football - Rivals.com
In all honesty, I hope Meyer returns at some point once his health improves. He HAS done quite a bit for football and he brings a competitive fire wherever he goes.
In any case, get well soon Urban. The football world will miss you.
Florida's Meyer resigns amid health concerns - College Football - Rivals.com
Found on The Web...
Now THIS is an impressive set of Sweater Kittens...
Found on Whatthechrist.com
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Happy Birthday
Lars effing Ulrich! One of the baddest drummers in the history of Rock Music is 46 Years Old, and still blowing people off the damn stage. Keep pounding the skins Lars!
Photo from The Arkansas Times
Friday, December 25, 2009
Modern Warfare 2 - DAYUM
Ok kids, I just spent 7 1/2 hours playing Modern Warfare 2. Played it start to finish and paused long enough to eat some pizza. All I can say is that it is HELLA good! This game truly lives up to the hype! Now, I will be getting some rest and plotting when I can get in on some multiplayer action.
Fireworks set off aboard airliner - CNN.com
Are you KIDDING me? How goddamn dumb do you have to be to do something THIS stupid? Setting off fireworks inside a plane? IN FLIGHT?
------------------- UPDATE ---------------------------------
Turns out, this person, crazy or sane, is claiming to be connected to Al Queda and he was supposedly attempting to blow the plane up. Ok, so he is still stupid. Firecrackers? Come on.
Fireworks set off aboard airliner - CNN.com
------------------- UPDATE ---------------------------------
Turns out, this person, crazy or sane, is claiming to be connected to Al Queda and he was supposedly attempting to blow the plane up. Ok, so he is still stupid. Firecrackers? Come on.
Fireworks set off aboard airliner - CNN.com
Happy Birthdays
Happy Birthday To:
The Veronicas (25) (YES...TWINS!) A pop duo out of Australia
Dido (38) pop singer
Helena Christensen (41) Super Model
Allanah Myles (51) 1980s pop singer (photo from back in the day... I had a major thing for this chick)
Annie Lennox (55) (NEVER had a thing for this chick)
Jimmy "THE MARGARITA MAN" Buffet (63) - Yuh I know, a dude in the birthdays. But COME ON... It is Jimmy Friggin Buffet! The man KNOWS how to party!
The Veronicas (25) (YES...TWINS!) A pop duo out of Australia
Dido (38) pop singer
Helena Christensen (41) Super Model
Allanah Myles (51) 1980s pop singer (photo from back in the day... I had a major thing for this chick)
Annie Lennox (55) (NEVER had a thing for this chick)
Jimmy "THE MARGARITA MAN" Buffet (63) - Yuh I know, a dude in the birthdays. But COME ON... It is Jimmy Friggin Buffet! The man KNOWS how to party!
Merry Christmas
Merry Christmas to everyone! I hope your day is filled with fun, sports, family, snow, etc.
Ahhh fukkit... Hope you get to do some stuff you want to do instead of just family garbage. Play a game, surf the net, watch football. THAT is what I meant to say!
Ahhh fukkit... Hope you get to do some stuff you want to do instead of just family garbage. Play a game, surf the net, watch football. THAT is what I meant to say!
Thursday, December 24, 2009
The 33 Essential Free Utilities for Every New PC | Maximum PC
Ok puter gear heads... You more than likely can list over half of these programs off the top of your head, but you might find some that are useful.
Link courtesy of What The Christ. Be sure to sign up for VIP as you get fantastic content!
The 33 Essential Free Utilities for Every New PC | Maximum PC
Link courtesy of What The Christ. Be sure to sign up for VIP as you get fantastic content!
The 33 Essential Free Utilities for Every New PC | Maximum PC
Happy Birthday
Happy Birthday Stephanie Meyer, author of the Twilight Series. Yes, the person who decided that vampires shimmer and glitter in the sun instead of bursting into flames and burning to ash. But, after looking at her photo, I am going on record... I would do her. Aww hell, I am male, therefore would do most bipeds.
Lucy Pinder and Rosie Jones wish you a Merry Xmas... Be sure to thank them!
Holy shit. Lucy Pinder, Rosie Jones and friends as santa babes? Not sure which needs to be still... my heart or my hand?
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Rachel Uchitel, Tiger Woods' Mistress... Would ya?
Ok, bottom line... You are Tiger Woods. You have what is reportedly a massive cockmonster in thy trousers. The woman in the photo above offers to do all sorts of forbidden sex acts even though she knows you are married to Elin. What do you do?
Personally, I would be smarter about my texts and would bone the hell out of the Rachel chick. I mean, can you SEE the tits? I can. And I more than likely will later on tonight as I am dreaming about my orgy. You mean you don't dream about orgies with gorgeous women creatures? I'm sorry. Feel free to leave your man card at the door on your way out...
Link to TMZ
Rachel Uchitel Caught in Cover-Up | TMZ.com
A Tribute to Men Staring at Boobs
We have ALL been there... you are happily admiring the beauty before you, admiring the construction of the anatomy and you get caught. Hopefully, you don't get caught on film, preserved for eternity. Hopefully more, you don't have said film posted on the interwebs for global humiliation.
However, checking out some of these racks, I would be fine with getting caught...
Click the link below for more.
A Tribute to Men Staring at Boobs
The Ladies of Star Wars Playing Cards
Oh friggin hell... I do believe I found my next deck of cards! What true geek can resist the allure of playing cards AND fondling Padme Amidala at the same time? Answer: NONE! Click the linky and review for yourself!!
ThinkGeek :: The Ladies of Star Wars Playing Cards
ThinkGeek :: The Ladies of Star Wars Playing Cards
Wednesday, December 23, 2009
Maxim's 12 Sexiest Covers of the Decade Pictures - 1 of 12 - Maxim Girls Photo Gallery | Maxim.com
I disagree with their number one choice. Any of the the four listed below would have been better...
Carmen Electra
Eva Longoria
Jessica Alba
Eva Mendez
Maxim's 12 Sexiest Covers of the Decade Pictures - 1 of 12 - Maxim Girls Photo Gallery | Maxim.com
Carmen Electra
Eva Longoria
Jessica Alba
Eva Mendez
Maxim's 12 Sexiest Covers of the Decade Pictures - 1 of 12 - Maxim Girls Photo Gallery | Maxim.com
Sunday, December 20, 2009
Brittany Murphy - 1977-2009 RIP
Oh how I want some elves for Christmas...
Zoo Magazine has the bestest elves I have seen lately. Hell, who am I kidding? I haven't seen ANY damn elves lately but these ladies are pretty damn hot are they not?
Happy Birthday Lucy Pinder
The lovely Ms Pinder is now 26. Truly famous? Nah. Gorgeous model? HELL YES!
Saturday, December 19, 2009
EW.com Ranks the "25 Sexiest Movies Ever"
Kind of an ambitious chore when you think about it. Sexy is different things to different people really. I mean, I find busty women in lingerie sexy, but someone (either gay or not male) might not. To each their own.
Anyway, here is their list, with my own personal comments. To view their list and comments, click HERE. The links attached to the movie title go to their imdb.com page
25. The Postman Always Rings Twice: This 1981 movie stars Jessica Lange and someone named Jack Nicholson. There are some interesting scenes, Lange getting nailed on the kitchen table comes to mind. But really? Nicholson? Sexy? Maybe as The Joker...
24. Nine 1/2 Weeks: 1986 (damn, that was a long friggin time ago...) Kim Basinger as a sex starved, submissive minded art gallery worker. Mickey Rourke as the love/lust interest. Together they explore a kinky side of life. One of the hottest movies I have ever seen without an XXX rating. Why this is only #24 I have NO idea.
23. The Age Of Innocence: 1993 starring Michelle Pfeiffer, Daniel Day-Lewis and Winona Ryder. This is a major period piece and has a lot of petticoats. According to EW, the "Sexiest Moment - Newland unbuttons Ellen’s glove and kisses her wrist, tenderly." Ummm ok. Sure. That qualifies I guess.
22. Mississippi Masala: 1991 with Denzel Washington. Now, all I can say is Washington is one hell of an actor. I have not seen this movie, so can't really comment on it. EW says the sexiest moment is when "Mina and Demetrius hit the sheets at a beachside hotel hideaway, the camera lingering on their entwined extremities."
21. Basic Instinct: 1992. THE most famous beaver shot in the history of film. Damn, did Sharon Stone melt your screen? She sure as hell did mine. This movie has a little of everything, some bisexuality, bondage, S/M. Michael Douglas was in his prime and getting all the hot ones. Well, I never cared for Glenn Close, she scared me. Even EW listed the interrogation scene as the sexiest moment, stating "Duh." And to think, they get PAID for the words they type!
20. Titanic: 1997, Leo DiCaprio and Kate Winslet. Really? Ok... Haven't seen it. I know! Amazing isn't it? Heheheheh... I keep getting out of it! Although, Winslet has her hottie moments.
19. The Notebook: 2004 with Rachel McAdams and Ryan Gosling. I can say that McAdams is a cutie. But that is about it. I have not seen this one. I remember coming home late from work one night, a Saturday night, hoping the wifey had been drinking enough wine to make it easier to convince her to get nekkid, and finding her on the couch with tears streaming down her face as this movie was ending. Yup, that was a lonely night. Hate this movie for that. Anyway, EW says that the sexiest moment was: Seven years after their first attempt to have sex is interrupted, the pair finally, repeatedly, get it on in the mansion Gosling has painstakingly renovated as a tribute to the love he feared he'd lost forever." Yep, that screams sexy to me.
18. Swimming Pool: 2003 starring Charlotte Rampling as Sarah and Ludvine Sagnier as Julie. Wow. A foreign film. No opinions here because I have not seen this one either. However, EW says the sexiest moment is one that I may want to see: "Sarah indulges in a fantasy in which Julie indulges herself poolside." Gimme a movie with some of that and I am a happy man.
17. Mullholand Drive: 2001. Another movie I haven't seen. But, I fully intend to after reading the review now. It stars Naomi Watts (HOT AS HELL!) and Laura Harring. I am simply going to put EW's comments here and you will see why I will be seeing this soon... "David Lynch's surreal tale of two Hollywood actresses sharing a passionate link in dual realities remains an enigma. But the explicit scenes shared by Naomi Watts and Laura Elena Harring require no explanation. Sexiest Moment Sweet Betty (Watts) invites amnesiac Rita (Harring) to cuddle, and their good-night peck leads to more. Betty whispers, ''Have you ever done this before?'' Yep, this is now on my must see list.
16. The Seven Year Itch: Marilyn Monroe in 1955. Good movie, but #16 sexiest? Nah. The only sexy scene in the movie (this WAS 1955 after all) was when walking along the sidewalk Marilyn has her skirt blown up when going over the subway grate. One of the most famous movie scenes of all time, and best photo shots of Monroe.
15. Notorious: 1946 Cary Grant and Ingrid Bergman movie directed by Alfred Hitchcock. I don't remember this one being sexy though. I may have to watch it again to see if I missed it. Probably sexy from a female perspective. EW lists the sexiest moment as: "Devlin (Cary Grant) and Alicia (Ingrid Bergman) stroll out on a balcony above a South American beach. They kiss, and don't really stop for the next two and a half minutes — smooching for two seconds here, three seconds there, embracing the entire time. What began as a means of avoiding censors became a master class in hotness." I guess kissing for too long in 1946 was forbidden?
14. The Year Of Living Dangerously: 1982 starring Sigourney Weaver and Mel Gibson. For some reason, Weaver has always been one of the sexier women in movies to me. Don't ask why, I can't quantify it. The long hair, her body, ummm dunno. ANYWAY, this is one I haven't seen. EW says the sexiest moment is: "Finally done playing hard-to-get, Jill pours herself onto Guy as they drive away from a stuffy party."
13. Shakespeare In Love: 1998 chick flick with Gwyneth Paltrow. Paltrow is one of these women who are hot in some moments, not so much in others. Plus she named her kid Apple for crying out loud. Didn't really do anything for me. Yet this was ranked higher than Nine 1/2 Weeks? Really? Meh...
12. The Fabulous Baker Boys: 1989 with Michelle Pfeiffer (for the second time on this list...) and Jeff and Beau Bridges. I like this movie. Not completely sexy though. There is only ONE scene that qualifies for this list - Pfeiffer singing "Making Whoopie" while on top of a grand piano. This is the scene I have always remembered the movie for, and one of Pfeiffer's signature moments.
11. Once: 2006 musical about an Irish busker and Czech pianist who fall in love. Never seen it. Probably won't. EW says the sexiest moment is: "While visiting a music store, they begin to improvise intimately on Hansard's yearning ballad ''Falling Slowly.'' That Hansard and Irglová were truly falling for each other while making the movie only helps." Yawn.
10. Before Sunset: Ethan Hawke stars in this 2004 chick flick (beginning to see a theme in the movie selection...). We bought the DVD because the wifey wanted to see it, but it is still in the wrapper. According to EW: "After nearly 70 minutes of Parisian strolling and emotional confession, Jesse and Celine retire to her place. A song comes on the stereo and Celine does a sultry Nina Simone impression. Puckered lips, swinging hips — she seduces him. She seduces us. ''Baby, you are gonna miss that plane.'' Yuh. Unless this is part of a strip tease, nothing.
9. A Walk On The Moon: 1999 with Viggo Mortensen and Diane Lane. Ok, Diane Lane is hot as hell. She could sit there and recite the alphabet and I would probably chub up. Apparently there is a scene where both of them are nude under a waterfall. That could be sexy. Might have to get this one.
8. The Last Of The Mohicans: Daniel Day-Lewis (Second time on this list for him) and Madeleine Stowe in 1992. I never could buy Daniel Day-Lewis as an indian. To me the whole thing was a bit overly dramatic and somewhat cheesy. The movie is best known for the moment when Daniel Day-Lewis declares "I will find you." Probably romantic, but not sexy. At all. Come on people...
7. Y Tu Mama Tambien: 2001 foreign film with Gael Garcia Bernal and Diego Luna as two teenage guys who spend a summer away from their girlfriends and go on a road trip in Mexico. Maribel Verdu is an older woman who joins them on their journey and plays the sex interest apparently. EW says the sexiest moment is: "A drunken, boisterous celebration escalates into a sensuous threeway. As Verdú heads south of the border, the guys unexpectedly — and passionately — kiss." Ummm ok I guess? Not judging. Just... ummm really?
6. Don't Look Now: Donald Sutherland and Julie Christie star in this 1973 horror film. How the hell can a horror film be one of the top 6 sexiest movies? There is one scene... ONLY ONE where Sutherland and Christie are having sex in the bedroom. Yup. That is how it made it on this list. One frigging scene. Just about every horror movie worth a flip has one sex scene. Sorry, but, for me, a horror movie kinda takes itself out of the running in this category. I'm just saying...
5. Bull Durham: Kevin Costner and Susan Sarandon in the 1988 love story that was couched as a baseball film. I actually love this movie. Has a bit of sexyness to it throughout the whole damn movie, PLUS sports! Sarandon really is hot in this one. So, I would agree with this selection. It's ranking, not so sure about.
4. Body Heat: Kathleen Turner at her hottest in this 1981 movie with William Hurt (who counteracts any of Turner's hotness in my opinion). The whole movie is seductive and sexy. Yep, I buy this choice also.
3. Mr. & Mrs. Smith: The creation of Brangelina! In 2005, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie star as a married couple who are both spies and neither knows about the other, until they have to kill one another. The fight scenes show that they both get turned on by the violence and so does the viewer! Jolie shows up at one point in a leather domme outfit that had me wanting to be her toy for a while. I have been wondering if this one would make the list and glad as hell that it did.
2. His Girl Friday: 1940 with Cary Grant and Rosalind Russell. Really? Didn't we previously establish that you couldn't kiss for too long without censors nixing the film back in the 40's? Hell, here is what EW says makes this a sexy flick: "''Want my fingerprints?'' asks Grant when Russell accuses him of perfidy. ''No thanks, I've still got those,'' drawls Russell — yowza!" Seriously?
1. Out Of Sight: George Clooney and Jennifer Lopez in a 1998 movie about a bank robber and US Marshall who fall in love. EW says there were many sexy scenes in here. Hmmm really number one? Pfft.
And, here are numbers 50-26. I do believe there are some in this list that are far more sexy than many of the movies listed above.
50. 300 - really? Semi nude spartans killing each other?
49. Yossi & Jagger
48. How Stella Got Her Groove Back - I can see this one being on the list.
47. Kissing Jessica Stein
46. Like Water For Chocolate - another one I agree with.
45. The Bridges Of Madison County - Not for me, but I understand it was sexy for women.
44. King Kong - ARE YOU KIDDING ME????? A GIANT APE!
43. Dirty Dancing - Yeah, sexy moments. Works for me. Nobody puts Baby in a corner!!
42. Little Children
41. The Bodyguard - Another good choice, but buried too far down the list.
40. The Last Seduction - Linda Fiorentino in her sexiest, hottest role. DAMN hot... too far down the list.
39. The Talented Mr. Ripley
38. Secretary - Might have to get this one based on the EW description: "Paging human resources! This tale of a self-mutilating secretary (Maggie Gyllenhaal) and the eccentric lawyer (James Spader) who draws her into a submissive-dominant relationship is the stuff that, in real life, would prompt the mother of all lawsuits. But Secretary is actually far more sweet than perverted — and easily the most titillating movie about typing ever made.
Sexiest Moment Spader punishes Gyllenhaal's typing error by bending her over his desk and slapping her rump while she reads the offending letter aloud. The really provocative part? When their fingers fleetingly, gently touch afterward."
37. In the Mood For Love
36. Ghost - How is THIS one so far down the list? One of the sexier scenes of the 90's.
35. Sex, Lies & Videotape - James Spader's second appearance on the list.
34. The Unbearable Lightness Of Being - Frigging Daniel Day-Lewis AGAIN
33. She's Gotta Have It
32. Cruel Intentions
31. American Gigolo
30. Maurice
29. Bound - Another movie I now HAVE to see based on the EW description: "It could've been just a very stylish male fantasy. But the Wachowski brothers recruited bisexual erotic writer Susie Bright as a ''sex consultant'' to help give a realistic edge to the romantic relationship between the lead characters: Jennifer Tilly's Mafia moll and Gina Gershon's ex-con handywoman. The result is full of ''nasty wet business,'' as Bright puts it.
Sexiest Moment Tilly shows Gershon that she, too, is extremely useful with her hands."
28. Love & Basketball
27. Unfaithfull - Diane Lane as a cheating, neglected housewife. This one is VERY sexy, very erotic. LOVED it.
26. The English Patient
So, 50 movies, 50,000 opinions. Hope you enjoyed the list and the commentary. What do YOU think? Any changes you would make?
Anyway, here is their list, with my own personal comments. To view their list and comments, click HERE. The links attached to the movie title go to their imdb.com page
25. The Postman Always Rings Twice: This 1981 movie stars Jessica Lange and someone named Jack Nicholson. There are some interesting scenes, Lange getting nailed on the kitchen table comes to mind. But really? Nicholson? Sexy? Maybe as The Joker...
24. Nine 1/2 Weeks: 1986 (damn, that was a long friggin time ago...) Kim Basinger as a sex starved, submissive minded art gallery worker. Mickey Rourke as the love/lust interest. Together they explore a kinky side of life. One of the hottest movies I have ever seen without an XXX rating. Why this is only #24 I have NO idea.
23. The Age Of Innocence: 1993 starring Michelle Pfeiffer, Daniel Day-Lewis and Winona Ryder. This is a major period piece and has a lot of petticoats. According to EW, the "Sexiest Moment - Newland unbuttons Ellen’s glove and kisses her wrist, tenderly." Ummm ok. Sure. That qualifies I guess.
22. Mississippi Masala: 1991 with Denzel Washington. Now, all I can say is Washington is one hell of an actor. I have not seen this movie, so can't really comment on it. EW says the sexiest moment is when "Mina and Demetrius hit the sheets at a beachside hotel hideaway, the camera lingering on their entwined extremities."
21. Basic Instinct: 1992. THE most famous beaver shot in the history of film. Damn, did Sharon Stone melt your screen? She sure as hell did mine. This movie has a little of everything, some bisexuality, bondage, S/M. Michael Douglas was in his prime and getting all the hot ones. Well, I never cared for Glenn Close, she scared me. Even EW listed the interrogation scene as the sexiest moment, stating "Duh." And to think, they get PAID for the words they type!
20. Titanic: 1997, Leo DiCaprio and Kate Winslet. Really? Ok... Haven't seen it. I know! Amazing isn't it? Heheheheh... I keep getting out of it! Although, Winslet has her hottie moments.
19. The Notebook: 2004 with Rachel McAdams and Ryan Gosling. I can say that McAdams is a cutie. But that is about it. I have not seen this one. I remember coming home late from work one night, a Saturday night, hoping the wifey had been drinking enough wine to make it easier to convince her to get nekkid, and finding her on the couch with tears streaming down her face as this movie was ending. Yup, that was a lonely night. Hate this movie for that. Anyway, EW says that the sexiest moment was: Seven years after their first attempt to have sex is interrupted, the pair finally, repeatedly, get it on in the mansion Gosling has painstakingly renovated as a tribute to the love he feared he'd lost forever." Yep, that screams sexy to me.
18. Swimming Pool: 2003 starring Charlotte Rampling as Sarah and Ludvine Sagnier as Julie. Wow. A foreign film. No opinions here because I have not seen this one either. However, EW says the sexiest moment is one that I may want to see: "Sarah indulges in a fantasy in which Julie indulges herself poolside." Gimme a movie with some of that and I am a happy man.
17. Mullholand Drive: 2001. Another movie I haven't seen. But, I fully intend to after reading the review now. It stars Naomi Watts (HOT AS HELL!) and Laura Harring. I am simply going to put EW's comments here and you will see why I will be seeing this soon... "David Lynch's surreal tale of two Hollywood actresses sharing a passionate link in dual realities remains an enigma. But the explicit scenes shared by Naomi Watts and Laura Elena Harring require no explanation. Sexiest Moment Sweet Betty (Watts) invites amnesiac Rita (Harring) to cuddle, and their good-night peck leads to more. Betty whispers, ''Have you ever done this before?'' Yep, this is now on my must see list.
16. The Seven Year Itch: Marilyn Monroe in 1955. Good movie, but #16 sexiest? Nah. The only sexy scene in the movie (this WAS 1955 after all) was when walking along the sidewalk Marilyn has her skirt blown up when going over the subway grate. One of the most famous movie scenes of all time, and best photo shots of Monroe.
15. Notorious: 1946 Cary Grant and Ingrid Bergman movie directed by Alfred Hitchcock. I don't remember this one being sexy though. I may have to watch it again to see if I missed it. Probably sexy from a female perspective. EW lists the sexiest moment as: "Devlin (Cary Grant) and Alicia (Ingrid Bergman) stroll out on a balcony above a South American beach. They kiss, and don't really stop for the next two and a half minutes — smooching for two seconds here, three seconds there, embracing the entire time. What began as a means of avoiding censors became a master class in hotness." I guess kissing for too long in 1946 was forbidden?
14. The Year Of Living Dangerously: 1982 starring Sigourney Weaver and Mel Gibson. For some reason, Weaver has always been one of the sexier women in movies to me. Don't ask why, I can't quantify it. The long hair, her body, ummm dunno. ANYWAY, this is one I haven't seen. EW says the sexiest moment is: "Finally done playing hard-to-get, Jill pours herself onto Guy as they drive away from a stuffy party."
13. Shakespeare In Love: 1998 chick flick with Gwyneth Paltrow. Paltrow is one of these women who are hot in some moments, not so much in others. Plus she named her kid Apple for crying out loud. Didn't really do anything for me. Yet this was ranked higher than Nine 1/2 Weeks? Really? Meh...
12. The Fabulous Baker Boys: 1989 with Michelle Pfeiffer (for the second time on this list...) and Jeff and Beau Bridges. I like this movie. Not completely sexy though. There is only ONE scene that qualifies for this list - Pfeiffer singing "Making Whoopie" while on top of a grand piano. This is the scene I have always remembered the movie for, and one of Pfeiffer's signature moments.
11. Once: 2006 musical about an Irish busker and Czech pianist who fall in love. Never seen it. Probably won't. EW says the sexiest moment is: "While visiting a music store, they begin to improvise intimately on Hansard's yearning ballad ''Falling Slowly.'' That Hansard and Irglová were truly falling for each other while making the movie only helps." Yawn.
10. Before Sunset: Ethan Hawke stars in this 2004 chick flick (beginning to see a theme in the movie selection...). We bought the DVD because the wifey wanted to see it, but it is still in the wrapper. According to EW: "After nearly 70 minutes of Parisian strolling and emotional confession, Jesse and Celine retire to her place. A song comes on the stereo and Celine does a sultry Nina Simone impression. Puckered lips, swinging hips — she seduces him. She seduces us. ''Baby, you are gonna miss that plane.'' Yuh. Unless this is part of a strip tease, nothing.
9. A Walk On The Moon: 1999 with Viggo Mortensen and Diane Lane. Ok, Diane Lane is hot as hell. She could sit there and recite the alphabet and I would probably chub up. Apparently there is a scene where both of them are nude under a waterfall. That could be sexy. Might have to get this one.
8. The Last Of The Mohicans: Daniel Day-Lewis (Second time on this list for him) and Madeleine Stowe in 1992. I never could buy Daniel Day-Lewis as an indian. To me the whole thing was a bit overly dramatic and somewhat cheesy. The movie is best known for the moment when Daniel Day-Lewis declares "I will find you." Probably romantic, but not sexy. At all. Come on people...
7. Y Tu Mama Tambien: 2001 foreign film with Gael Garcia Bernal and Diego Luna as two teenage guys who spend a summer away from their girlfriends and go on a road trip in Mexico. Maribel Verdu is an older woman who joins them on their journey and plays the sex interest apparently. EW says the sexiest moment is: "A drunken, boisterous celebration escalates into a sensuous threeway. As Verdú heads south of the border, the guys unexpectedly — and passionately — kiss." Ummm ok I guess? Not judging. Just... ummm really?
6. Don't Look Now: Donald Sutherland and Julie Christie star in this 1973 horror film. How the hell can a horror film be one of the top 6 sexiest movies? There is one scene... ONLY ONE where Sutherland and Christie are having sex in the bedroom. Yup. That is how it made it on this list. One frigging scene. Just about every horror movie worth a flip has one sex scene. Sorry, but, for me, a horror movie kinda takes itself out of the running in this category. I'm just saying...
5. Bull Durham: Kevin Costner and Susan Sarandon in the 1988 love story that was couched as a baseball film. I actually love this movie. Has a bit of sexyness to it throughout the whole damn movie, PLUS sports! Sarandon really is hot in this one. So, I would agree with this selection. It's ranking, not so sure about.
4. Body Heat: Kathleen Turner at her hottest in this 1981 movie with William Hurt (who counteracts any of Turner's hotness in my opinion). The whole movie is seductive and sexy. Yep, I buy this choice also.
3. Mr. & Mrs. Smith: The creation of Brangelina! In 2005, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie star as a married couple who are both spies and neither knows about the other, until they have to kill one another. The fight scenes show that they both get turned on by the violence and so does the viewer! Jolie shows up at one point in a leather domme outfit that had me wanting to be her toy for a while. I have been wondering if this one would make the list and glad as hell that it did.
2. His Girl Friday: 1940 with Cary Grant and Rosalind Russell. Really? Didn't we previously establish that you couldn't kiss for too long without censors nixing the film back in the 40's? Hell, here is what EW says makes this a sexy flick: "''Want my fingerprints?'' asks Grant when Russell accuses him of perfidy. ''No thanks, I've still got those,'' drawls Russell — yowza!" Seriously?
1. Out Of Sight: George Clooney and Jennifer Lopez in a 1998 movie about a bank robber and US Marshall who fall in love. EW says there were many sexy scenes in here. Hmmm really number one? Pfft.
And, here are numbers 50-26. I do believe there are some in this list that are far more sexy than many of the movies listed above.
50. 300 - really? Semi nude spartans killing each other?
49. Yossi & Jagger
48. How Stella Got Her Groove Back - I can see this one being on the list.
47. Kissing Jessica Stein
46. Like Water For Chocolate - another one I agree with.
45. The Bridges Of Madison County - Not for me, but I understand it was sexy for women.
44. King Kong - ARE YOU KIDDING ME????? A GIANT APE!
43. Dirty Dancing - Yeah, sexy moments. Works for me. Nobody puts Baby in a corner!!
42. Little Children
41. The Bodyguard - Another good choice, but buried too far down the list.
40. The Last Seduction - Linda Fiorentino in her sexiest, hottest role. DAMN hot... too far down the list.
39. The Talented Mr. Ripley
38. Secretary - Might have to get this one based on the EW description: "Paging human resources! This tale of a self-mutilating secretary (Maggie Gyllenhaal) and the eccentric lawyer (James Spader) who draws her into a submissive-dominant relationship is the stuff that, in real life, would prompt the mother of all lawsuits. But Secretary is actually far more sweet than perverted — and easily the most titillating movie about typing ever made.
Sexiest Moment Spader punishes Gyllenhaal's typing error by bending her over his desk and slapping her rump while she reads the offending letter aloud. The really provocative part? When their fingers fleetingly, gently touch afterward."
37. In the Mood For Love
36. Ghost - How is THIS one so far down the list? One of the sexier scenes of the 90's.
35. Sex, Lies & Videotape - James Spader's second appearance on the list.
34. The Unbearable Lightness Of Being - Frigging Daniel Day-Lewis AGAIN
33. She's Gotta Have It
32. Cruel Intentions
31. American Gigolo
30. Maurice
29. Bound - Another movie I now HAVE to see based on the EW description: "It could've been just a very stylish male fantasy. But the Wachowski brothers recruited bisexual erotic writer Susie Bright as a ''sex consultant'' to help give a realistic edge to the romantic relationship between the lead characters: Jennifer Tilly's Mafia moll and Gina Gershon's ex-con handywoman. The result is full of ''nasty wet business,'' as Bright puts it.
Sexiest Moment Tilly shows Gershon that she, too, is extremely useful with her hands."
28. Love & Basketball
27. Unfaithfull - Diane Lane as a cheating, neglected housewife. This one is VERY sexy, very erotic. LOVED it.
26. The English Patient
So, 50 movies, 50,000 opinions. Hope you enjoyed the list and the commentary. What do YOU think? Any changes you would make?
Browser Pong
Browser Pong
This is kinda silly, but, fun way to pass a few minutes. Some of us who are old enough to remember the advent of video games actually HAD a pong game when they came out. I am one of those people. I LOVED pong! This browser based version has the exact same sound effects that the original had!
Anyway, have fun and enable pop ups to play.
This is kinda silly, but, fun way to pass a few minutes. Some of us who are old enough to remember the advent of video games actually HAD a pong game when they came out. I am one of those people. I LOVED pong! This browser based version has the exact same sound effects that the original had!
Anyway, have fun and enable pop ups to play.
Friday, December 18, 2009
Happy Birthday Christina Aguilera
Christina Aguilera is now 29 Years Old. That, and one hell of a MILF!
Thursday, December 17, 2009
Wednesday, December 16, 2009
Oh HELL Yes... New MEDAL OF HONOR Trailer Released...
Holy chit!!! This game looks frickin AWESOME! DEFINITELY will compete solidly with COD: Modern Warfare.
Tuesday, December 15, 2009
Sunday, December 13, 2009
Blushing Bride?
From L - R: "Bridesmaid, Bridesmaid, The Bride & Maid Of Honor"
I am kinda wondering if the color white is actually appropriate...
DSC02267 from Graceygirl
Via Chicksnbreasts
And The Heisman Goes To...
Running Back Mark Ingram of The University of Alabama. Ingram became the first member of The Crimson Tide to win the award in what is reported to be the closest vote in Heisman history. I was pulling for Toby Gerhart (Running Back from Stanford) who finished 2nd, or Ndamukong Suh (Defensive Tackle from Nebraska) who finished 4th, to win, but am glad that Ingram won. I hate Tebow (as a player - he is too good of a human to hate), and can not pull for anyone from Texas (BOOMER!!).
Ingram is the son of former New York Giant star Mark Ingram. Ingram Sr. is currently serving a prison sentence for bank fraud and money laundering charges. He did get to see his son receive the honor on television.
From ESPN
Thursday, December 10, 2009
Guitar Hero Soccer Style
This is simply pure awesomeness. Skills that you and I could never develop lol. Enjoy!
Via What The Christ?
Wednesday, December 9, 2009
Beer Tab Chain Mail Armor!
Add to it the fact that Fight Night is paused on the game console in the background and you have proof positive that this is a single male.
I believe I may have popped chub.
From Neatorama
Dumb and Dumber Providing The Quote of The Day
Yeah, ummm would it be wrong if I volunteered to help?
From EXTRA TV
SurfTheChannel - Mystery Science Theater 3000
For those who love the joys of Mystery Science Theater 3000 (MST3K), there is a site that has EVERY FRICKIN EPISODE! FREE!!!!!! Click the link below to enjoy the goodness!
SurfTheChannel - Mystery Science Theater 3000
SurfTheChannel - Mystery Science Theater 3000
"Waiting For..." by Kle0"
DirtyAngels.Net - "Waiting for..." by Kle0
The American Diet: 34 Gigabytes a Day - Bits Blog - NYTimes.com
The American Diet: 34 Gigabytes a Day - Bits Blog - NYTimes.com
So, we take in 34 GB of data and 100,000 words of information inn a single day? That is impressive. But, how much of it is porn? That is what I wanna know!
Tuesday, December 8, 2009
Surprise Kitteh
This is one of the funnier cutesy videos I have seen lately. I LOVE I Can has a cheeseburger lolcats. They make me laugh. Therefore, funny.
New Releases of the Week
Tuesday. The day the entertainment industry long ago determined to be THE BEST day to issue new releases. I love Tuesdays. New music, new dvds, new games... ahhhh new.
Some of the New Releases of note:
Timbaland: Shock Value II
Once again, producer supreme Timbaland has called upon his friends and made some new ones to record Shock Value II. Timbo had been a force in the industry thanks to his collaborations (Justin Timberlake, Nelly Furtado, etc) and this album is no different. He has a keen sense of Hip Hop musicality and mixes things together perfectly when you think it would be a train wreck. The first release is called Morning After Dark and features Nelly Furtado and SoShy. I really like this track quite a bit. Partly because I seem to have a thing for Nelly Furtado (the hot version, not the sappy "I'm Like A Bird" shit). Some new faces on this album: Daughtry, Katy Perry, Chad Kroeger (from Nickelback) and Bran' Nu (which is actually Brandy, just a re-branding). Give it a listen if you like hip hop and dance stuff!
Puddle of Mudd: Volume 4: Songs in the Key of Love & Hate
Wes Scantlin and the boys release their fourth album and bring back the grit. Some bands try too hard and over produce their work, trying to get a different sound than what they are built for. Puddle Of Mudd is a rock band. Plain and simple. They can bring the electric guitar sound along with the best of them. This album heralds a return to their earlier, grittier sound. The first release from the disc is Spaceship. However, I like Stoned and The Only Reason better. Plus it has the obligatory creepy rock star album cover going for it!
I wasn't able to find any decent game releases for today, so skipping that part. I think the world is still basking in the glow of Call Of Duty: Modern Warfare 2. Personally, I am still working Left 4 Dead 2 and loving the zombie madness!
Public Enemies: As for movies, all I could find of interest was Public Enemies starring Johnny Depp as John Dillenger. Enjoy.
Some of the New Releases of note:
Once again, producer supreme Timbaland has called upon his friends and made some new ones to record Shock Value II. Timbo had been a force in the industry thanks to his collaborations (Justin Timberlake, Nelly Furtado, etc) and this album is no different. He has a keen sense of Hip Hop musicality and mixes things together perfectly when you think it would be a train wreck. The first release is called Morning After Dark and features Nelly Furtado and SoShy. I really like this track quite a bit. Partly because I seem to have a thing for Nelly Furtado (the hot version, not the sappy "I'm Like A Bird" shit). Some new faces on this album: Daughtry, Katy Perry, Chad Kroeger (from Nickelback) and Bran' Nu (which is actually Brandy, just a re-branding). Give it a listen if you like hip hop and dance stuff!
Wes Scantlin and the boys release their fourth album and bring back the grit. Some bands try too hard and over produce their work, trying to get a different sound than what they are built for. Puddle Of Mudd is a rock band. Plain and simple. They can bring the electric guitar sound along with the best of them. This album heralds a return to their earlier, grittier sound. The first release from the disc is Spaceship. However, I like Stoned and The Only Reason better. Plus it has the obligatory creepy rock star album cover going for it!
I wasn't able to find any decent game releases for today, so skipping that part. I think the world is still basking in the glow of Call Of Duty: Modern Warfare 2. Personally, I am still working Left 4 Dead 2 and loving the zombie madness!
Bad Ass of the Moment
New York Islanders defenseman Brendan Witt was crossing a street in Philadelphia today. A genius driving an SUV made an illegal turn down at that time and hit Witt. Witt got up, shrugged it off and continued on his way. No report was filed with the police.
According to a Newsday.com Report: "I'm OK," Witt said. "I've got to go play some hockey. I'm a hockey player. I'm OK. No big deal." Witt and the Islanders are scheduled to play the Philadelphia Flyers tonight. Early reports said that Witt was present at the skate around hours after the accident.
This, my friends, defines Bad Ass.
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