Ok, bottom line... You are Tiger Woods. You have what is reportedly a massive cockmonster in thy trousers. The woman in the photo above offers to do all sorts of forbidden sex acts even though she knows you are married to Elin. What do you do?
Personally, I would be smarter about my texts and would bone the hell out of the Rachel chick. I mean, can you SEE the tits? I can. And I more than likely will later on tonight as I am dreaming about my orgy. You mean you don't dream about orgies with gorgeous women creatures? I'm sorry. Feel free to leave your man card at the door on your way out...
Link to TMZ
Rachel Uchitel Caught in Cover-Up | TMZ.com
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