Monday, August 2, 2010

Happy Birthday Mary Louise Parker



How is it that this gorgeous woman is 46? Mary Louise Parker, star of WEEDS, celebrated her 46th birthday today. All I can say is: "Happy Birthday. May I Spank your ass?"

Happy Birthday KEVIN SMITH!

Kevin Smith, the man, the legend, the myth, the ass-eating afficionado and worshiper of the Fleshlight turned 40 years old today. You may know him as the writer/director of such fine films as: Cop Out, Clerks, Clerks II, Dogma, Mall Rats and many more. You may know him as half of Smodcast (a podcast produced by him and Scott Mosier). Or you may simply know him as the director who was "Too Fat To Fly."

However you know of the man, embrace his birthday!

Today's Ass
























Some fine sand, some fine ass... sounds like a good day to me!

Today's Music Video

Yesterday's MTV 29th birthday put me in the mood for some 80's Hair Bands. In that line of thinking, I give you...

CINDERELLA - "SHAKE ME"

Sunday, August 1, 2010

Yellow Lobster Caught in Rhode Island

Is a yellow lobster pre-buttered?

http://news.yahoo.com/video/us-15749625/yellow-lobster-1-in-30-million-21178324

Today's Ass



























Today's Ass belongs to Porn star Alexis Texas








It Was 29 Years Ago Today...

MTV was born 29 effing years ago today. Now granted, back in those days, the "M" stood for MUSIC, not MEDIOCRE programming. But still, it revolutionized television, music and entertainment industries on a whole scale level. Seriously, think about it. Michael Jackson's Thriller, The Headbanger's Ball, Downtown Julie Brown, Mark Goodman, Nina Blackwood, Alan Hunter, Adam Curry (he of the incredible Bon Jovi Tribute Hair) and so many other iconic figures.

In honor of this anniversary, The Video Of The Day is from the LAUNCH of MTV... Enjoy....