Vancouver Needs Condoms STAT!!!

This comes as no surprise. Hot people. Spandex. Celebrating athletic greatness. Yep, that means lots of crazy sex. The Olympic Village has ordered a replenishment for the 100,000 free condoms they originally started with.

Hellz Yes!

Total Pro Sports - Vancouver In Need Of A Condom Refill

Another busy work week...

Resulting in minimal postings from me. Sorry about that. Hopefully things will be better this week and I will be able to do some more work.

For The Questionable Ones

Busted!

All of us have been there... caught looking...

Go to Caveman Circus to see pics of other poor souls who got caught on film.

NBC = HOCKEY FAIL!

Relegating the US vs. Canada hockey game to MSNBC instead of putting it in prime time on NBC was a HUGEORMOUS mistake of epic proportions. The ratings would have justified bumping the excitment of frigging ICE DANCING. Seriously... Ice Dancing over the Hockey Game of these olympic games? There better be a moving van ready for the genius who made that call.

The game itself was one of the most exciting, exhausting games I have ever seen (barring the 1980 Miracle On Ice). It had everything - great power plays, penalty killing excellence, amazing shots that can only be made by the greatest players in the world, speed, power, fantastic hits, passing... simply a clinic.

Let's just hope they follow up with a Gold to finish the tournament! U S A, U S A!!!!

Save Your Pennies!!!

So the US Mint has redesigned the penny. Can I ask why? There was no true need for a change in the design to the frigging penny! People don't use them in general, and really do not care what the thing looks like. I am wondering just how much money this cost? You have to do a study to see if a change is needed, commision an artist (or artists if you want several to choose from) to design it, and then you have to change the mold.

Seems to me that this is a ridiculous move, but that is just me...

Tell me what YOU think!

U.S. Mint Redesigns Penny - The Consumerist

100 Sex Driven Album Covers

We all loved looking at the dirty album (the big discs called records made out of vinyl when I was growing up) covers like they were the safer version of Playboy back in the day. Now, someone has gone and compiled a pretty good list of "100 Sex Driven Album Covers" to make it easy to check out some good old fashioned T&A. Click away my friends!

Thank you Playboy

Who is up for some Girls Kissing Girls in public? Perhaps I should ask who ISN'T?

Kevin Smith vs. Southwest Airlines

Kevin Smith. Director/Producer/Screenwriter/SILENT FUCKING BOB! He is a man of many hats. A man of many pounds (admittedly). A man who has a bone to pick with Southwest Airlines. A friend turned me on to Smith's podcast (called a Smodcast). My disclaimer at this point is that I LOVE his podcasts and am learning to love his movies. Smith is very funny, down to earth and very human (for lack of a better term).

This past weekend, Smith was traveling on Southwest Airlines to make an appearance in San Fransisco. Smith was ejected from a flight for being "a safety risk." According to Southwest's guidelines, one has to be able to put the armrest down to keep from having to purchase a second seat on the plane. This is to provide a comfort zone for other passengers or some shit like that. Mr. Smith was able to do so without a problem. To use his words, Smith is fat, but not THERE yet. In any case, he was wrongly ejected. I believe him when he says he was not belligerent or used celebrity (he claims he is not one) status in his arguments.

Once this happened, Smith launched a major Twitter campaign, railing against Southwest Airlines and its policies. Now, Smith is a very popular person on Twitter, having 1,669,754 followers. The unmitigated shit storm that arose from this incident has now been reported on CNN, TMZ, all the major news outlets, throughout the interwebs, Larry King asked to interview him. When Smith got home, he IMMEDIATELY recorded a special edition Smodcast to air his thoughts and put the whole story out there. Smith has refused interviews because he didn't want to come off as just a fat guy in a short segment interview. Instead, he refers everyone to his Smod so that they can get the full story.

For the record, I support Kevin Smith in this. I think he was treated unfairly and improperly. I hope Southwest Airlines reviews their policies and procedures, and better train their associates on how to properly address this situation. Ultimately, no action was required, but the attendants failed to recognize that.

For more about this, please go to Smodcast.com and listen to Smodcast #106. Once done there, go to his Final Words, parts 1 through 24 (love the irony in that) and view the video blog posts. It is lengthy (I LOVE saying that... it is lengthy... I never get to say that in real life) but worth it!

The Draft Lab?

Holy hell. I turn on the magic picture box to watch some ESPN as I begin to wake up for my day. Typical male, right? Anyway, They promote a segment called Tne ESPN NFL Draft Lab with Mel Kiper Jr. and Todd McShay. Now, I listen to these two guys during their segments on ESPN radio shows as the world readies itself for the NFL Combine and the Draft. I like their insight, their breakdowns and their information. So, I had hopes that this would be good and informative. When the show segment came on, I took hands off the laptop and focused my attention on Mel and Todd as they broke down their Top 5 Wide Receivers and Tight Ends. Well, I THOUGHT they would do that. Instead, each had their Top 5s listed on the board, and discussed two of each and then a third that was not on the board. The whole time, I found that Kiper would take the segment over any time McShay would take a breath. Seriously, Kiper came off like a blowhard (which he quite probably is anyway) who is starved for attention.

Bottom line? Mel Kiper doesn't share nicely with others. McShay is a great draft analyst and I think Kiper somewhat fears him.

On a side note, why the hell is the basketball arena for Mississippi State called "The Hump?" I just saw that and find it quite amusing.

Corset and Lace

Via Bend Me Over

Who doesn't?

(314): screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.

Via Texts From Last Night

This Weekend

So I am off today and was anticipating a humongoid list of honey-do chores from my lovely wifey. However, I was amazingly surprised at the shortness of her list, and the fact that the items on the list were quite simple! I think I am being set up. Probably. Dunno.

Anyway, I have to work this weekend (on Saturday and Sunday I will put in about 27 hours). That leaves very little free time. Which sucks, because I am a dork and love The Olympics, which start tonight. Not sure what I will be missing out on, but I will try to keep posted via interwebz, twitter (are you following me yet?), and radio.

So, what are you doing? Watching The Olympics? Checking out the NBA All-Star Weekend? Going Clubbing?

Holy Crap

A van, stopped on the tracks in Argentina + man with gargantuan elephant balls = amazing save.



Kiddies, don't try this at home!

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Happy Birthday 02/11/2010

Happy Birthday...


Aubrey O'Day (26)



Kelly Rowland (29)



Brandy (31)



Jennifer Aniston (41)



Sheryl Crow (48)

Mandy Calloway

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Is "Squishy" a Positive Nickname?

(732): you rubbed the head of my...

(732): you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."

I can't decide if that would be flattering or not...

From Texts From Last Night

Hanging Out...

So, a friend of mine and I were talking today with a co-worker. This co-worker (we shall call him Dennis for now) has recently discovered Erotic Asphyxiation, and is fascinated by it. Now, I do not believe that Dennis practices erotic asphyxiation, not quite sure he is smart enough to have precautions to prevent his own demise to be honest with you. And in no way would I recommend, condone, or endorse erotic asphyxiation to him, or anyone else for that matter. I firmly believe that breathing is essential. Orgasm is awesome, yes. But not essential (no matter what you may think, it isn't). Breathing = essential.

Still, the fact he is fascinated is amusing to me. You see, Dennis is a rather "off beat" character. Exceptionally personable, seemingly engaging, charismatic, but amazingly naive in so many ways. The dude is 25 years old. SURELY, at some point in the maturation process, this guy has run across porn, Penthouse Forum, guy talk, erotic stories, hell - ANYTHING. But, no. Dennis is cruising through life oblivious to so, so many things. It is sad, yet funny at the same time. It is almost as though we are trying to raise the guy.

My friend and I pointed out to Dennis that many people die in the act of erotic asphyxiation. David Carradine (from Television's Kung Fu or the movie Kill Bill) died from auto-erotic asphyxiation recently. Michael Hutchence (lead singer of INXS) is suspected of dying in an erotic asphyxiation session, although the official cause of death is listed as suicide. In the novel "Rising Sun" by Michael Crichton and many other novels, one of the characters dies while having sex and erotic asphyxiation comes into play.

This is dangerous stuff kiddies. There are many who enjoy it, claim that the orgasm is so much more powerful. Personally, I prefer to keep breathing.

To learn more, go to Wikipedia

Can You Party This Hard?

(214):

You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.

From Texts From Last Night

Brett Favre - Apparently One Tough Sumbitch

Guys, everyone has their take on how Brett Favre finished the season. Yes he threw an interception. Yes his team lost. However, if you want to see why he threw the pick instead of running for the first down, click THIS LINK to see photos of his ankle and hamstring after the NFC Championship game. If these truly are pictures of Favre's injuries, knowing he even finished the game is an accomplishment.

From the Clarion Ledger

Booze, Women & Games

Folks (or, Hey You... depends on how many people are following these days),

Have you ever had one of THOSE days? Yeah, a day where you simply want to look at your boss and tell him to ride nude down a razor blade lined water slide into a pool of rubbing alcohol? Most of us have. Anyone who says otherwise is lying like a fool.

Today was one of those days for me. Is it Monday? Yep. Do I have a thankless job? Yep. Do I work with completely moronic jackholes who have the combined intellect of an elm tree? Oh HELL Yeah. Put these all together and you have one horrific mash of hot mess that can spur anyone into lunacy.

How do you get through it? Personally, I indulged in a rather strong martini, thoughts of lovely women (did you SEE the ass I posted just before this?) and a few short rounds of Modern Warfare 2. We all have our escapes, our comfort zones. Me? I am a simple married guy who has no real escape other than what I just mentioned. It works for me. Hell, it works for single guys too.

Just felt like ranting a tad. Forgive me? Eh, don't really care either way! heheh.

Have a good night kiddies. Looking forward to posting again soon!

Colonel M.

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