Who doesn't?

(314): screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.

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Can You Party This Hard?

(214):

You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.

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