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Wednesday, February 10, 2010
Tuesday, February 9, 2010
Is "Squishy" a Positive Nickname?
(732): you rubbed the head of my...
(732): you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."I can't decide if that would be flattering or not...
From Texts From Last Night
Monday, February 8, 2010
Hanging Out...
So, a friend of mine and I were talking today with a co-worker. This co-worker (we shall call him Dennis for now) has recently discovered Erotic Asphyxiation, and is fascinated by it. Now, I do not believe that Dennis practices erotic asphyxiation, not quite sure he is smart enough to have precautions to prevent his own demise to be honest with you. And in no way would I recommend, condone, or endorse erotic asphyxiation to him, or anyone else for that matter. I firmly believe that breathing is essential. Orgasm is awesome, yes. But not essential (no matter what you may think, it isn't). Breathing = essential.
Still, the fact he is fascinated is amusing to me. You see, Dennis is a rather "off beat" character. Exceptionally personable, seemingly engaging, charismatic, but amazingly naive in so many ways. The dude is 25 years old. SURELY, at some point in the maturation process, this guy has run across porn, Penthouse Forum, guy talk, erotic stories, hell - ANYTHING. But, no. Dennis is cruising through life oblivious to so, so many things. It is sad, yet funny at the same time. It is almost as though we are trying to raise the guy.
My friend and I pointed out to Dennis that many people die in the act of erotic asphyxiation. David Carradine (from Television's Kung Fu or the movie Kill Bill) died from auto-erotic asphyxiation recently. Michael Hutchence (lead singer of INXS) is suspected of dying in an erotic asphyxiation session, although the official cause of death is listed as suicide. In the novel "Rising Sun" by Michael Crichton and many other novels, one of the characters dies while having sex and erotic asphyxiation comes into play.
This is dangerous stuff kiddies. There are many who enjoy it, claim that the orgasm is so much more powerful. Personally, I prefer to keep breathing.
To learn more, go to Wikipedia
Still, the fact he is fascinated is amusing to me. You see, Dennis is a rather "off beat" character. Exceptionally personable, seemingly engaging, charismatic, but amazingly naive in so many ways. The dude is 25 years old. SURELY, at some point in the maturation process, this guy has run across porn, Penthouse Forum, guy talk, erotic stories, hell - ANYTHING. But, no. Dennis is cruising through life oblivious to so, so many things. It is sad, yet funny at the same time. It is almost as though we are trying to raise the guy.
My friend and I pointed out to Dennis that many people die in the act of erotic asphyxiation. David Carradine (from Television's Kung Fu or the movie Kill Bill) died from auto-erotic asphyxiation recently. Michael Hutchence (lead singer of INXS) is suspected of dying in an erotic asphyxiation session, although the official cause of death is listed as suicide. In the novel "Rising Sun" by Michael Crichton and many other novels, one of the characters dies while having sex and erotic asphyxiation comes into play.
This is dangerous stuff kiddies. There are many who enjoy it, claim that the orgasm is so much more powerful. Personally, I prefer to keep breathing.
To learn more, go to Wikipedia
Saturday, February 6, 2010
Can You Party This Hard?
(214):
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
Tuesday, February 2, 2010
Brett Favre - Apparently One Tough Sumbitch
Guys, everyone has their take on how Brett Favre finished the season. Yes he threw an interception. Yes his team lost. However, if you want to see why he threw the pick instead of running for the first down, click THIS LINK to see photos of his ankle and hamstring after the NFC Championship game. If these truly are pictures of Favre's injuries, knowing he even finished the game is an accomplishment.
From the Clarion Ledger
From the Clarion Ledger
Monday, February 1, 2010
Booze, Women & Games
Folks (or, Hey You... depends on how many people are following these days),
Have you ever had one of THOSE days? Yeah, a day where you simply want to look at your boss and tell him to ride nude down a razor blade lined water slide into a pool of rubbing alcohol? Most of us have. Anyone who says otherwise is lying like a fool.
Today was one of those days for me. Is it Monday? Yep. Do I have a thankless job? Yep. Do I work with completely moronic jackholes who have the combined intellect of an elm tree? Oh HELL Yeah. Put these all together and you have one horrific mash of hot mess that can spur anyone into lunacy.
How do you get through it? Personally, I indulged in a rather strong martini, thoughts of lovely women (did you SEE the ass I posted just before this?) and a few short rounds of Modern Warfare 2. We all have our escapes, our comfort zones. Me? I am a simple married guy who has no real escape other than what I just mentioned. It works for me. Hell, it works for single guys too.
Just felt like ranting a tad. Forgive me? Eh, don't really care either way! heheh.
Have a good night kiddies. Looking forward to posting again soon!
Colonel M.
Have you ever had one of THOSE days? Yeah, a day where you simply want to look at your boss and tell him to ride nude down a razor blade lined water slide into a pool of rubbing alcohol? Most of us have. Anyone who says otherwise is lying like a fool.
Today was one of those days for me. Is it Monday? Yep. Do I have a thankless job? Yep. Do I work with completely moronic jackholes who have the combined intellect of an elm tree? Oh HELL Yeah. Put these all together and you have one horrific mash of hot mess that can spur anyone into lunacy.
How do you get through it? Personally, I indulged in a rather strong martini, thoughts of lovely women (did you SEE the ass I posted just before this?) and a few short rounds of Modern Warfare 2. We all have our escapes, our comfort zones. Me? I am a simple married guy who has no real escape other than what I just mentioned. It works for me. Hell, it works for single guys too.
Just felt like ranting a tad. Forgive me? Eh, don't really care either way! heheh.
Have a good night kiddies. Looking forward to posting again soon!
Colonel M.
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