Monday, September 27, 2010

Kinda out of commision...

Unfortunately, my laptop has decided to become asthmatic (extremely loud fan) and had to go in the shop. With that, I am now on a netbook and blackberry for internet. Ergo, updates are gonna be fewer and farther between....

Sorry...

Hopefully this will be a short term issue...

Thursday, September 16, 2010

Awesome Quotes....

Wow, 9 days since my last post. Damn I was wanting to do more. Oh well...

Anyway, I wanted to share a couple of jacked up quotes I heard this week at work. Thought they were funny as hell.

First, my boss' wife is having a baby. She is in labor. He calls me to give me an update on an issue and touch base on a couple of other things I had in the fire. I asked him if he had a kiddie yet. He said no, that he was "driving to go have a cigarette. The hospital is completely non-smoking, so to have one means to drive." I told him "Dude, you are having a kid!" His response: "Right now, a cigarette is way more important."

The second, and funnier quote came from a peer. We were driving to lunch and saw some cross country track team out running. My friend said: "When I am dead, I want to be reincarnated as a teenaged lesbian, if only for the slumber parties."

Feel free to put both quotes on a cross stitch sampler pillow...

Tuesday, September 7, 2010

Today's Birthdays

Yeah, I know, I have been a bit lax in getting this done too. Oh well...


























Evan Rachel Wood (Actress and Marilyn Manson toy) 23
























Shannon Elizabeth (Actress, Poker Player & Dancing With The Stars alum) 37

























Angie Everheart (Model, Actress, Hot Redhead) 41