Thursday, July 29, 2010

Happy Birthdays 07/29/2010





















Allison Mack (an actress of some sorts) is 28




















Rachel Minor (appeared in Californication) is 30

Wednesday, July 28, 2010

Todays Mesh Covered Tushie













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Munchies

Ok, this is damn dumb. I suddenly, and I seriously mean suddenly, am hit with the major munchies. But, here is the thing, I am craving cold supreme pizza. NOTHING else is sounding good to me right now. This is simply a craving that will be unfulfilled tonight.

Anyone else get that sometimes? Goddamn this sucks...

The Hidden Benefits of Separate Beds - The Smoking Jacket | The Smoking Jacket

My wife and I sleep in separate rooms, not just separate beds. There are many benefits to this. Primarily the fact that I snore like a damn locomotive and by being in another room, she can sleep. Secondarily, I get the bed to myself. No need to worry about getting kicked or punched or told to roll over. I can sprawl and enjoy the ceiling fan.

How about you? Read Playboy's secondary SFW blog The Smoking Jacket and comment.

Wednesday, July 21, 2010

Holy Kerfluck











Sitting at home, got the kiddie duty, and I get hungry. So, I decided to make some Jambalaya for dinner. No big production, just a box mix from Zatarains that has brown rice and you add your own chicken, sausage or whatever. I have had great success with this product and absolutely recommend it to anyone who asks my opinion. Anyway, I didn't have any regular anduille sausage or spicy sausage. Nope, I managed to pick up a 2 1/2 pound package of Jalapeno & Cheese sausages at the store. I figured, what the hell, might as well use that. Should just add some extra zip to it is all. WRONGFRIGGINGWRONG! I do believe I melted down the top layer of skin from the top of my tongue. My nostril hairs curled up. I also think that I may have permanently cleared any potential sinus clogs for the near future (read: decades). That Shit Was HOT! I took maybe, MAYBE two bites before the sweat appeared. Now, I am not afraid of some seasoning to my foods. I have traveled across continents and oceans. I love to try new foods. But damn.

Anyway, just thought I would vent as the milk I just chugged does its magic fire putting out trick.

Can't wait for the wife to have some later hehehehehe.

Lunchtime Lists: 15 Things White People Must Stop Saying

Gotta say, I whole heartedly endorse this list...

Lunchtime Lists: 15 Things White People Must Stop Saying

Tuesday, July 20, 2010

Happy Birthdays 07/20/2010

























The lovely former Dancing With The Stars pro and current Country Music Singer (I am hesitant to call her "Star") is turning 22 today.






















Model/Tom Brady Wife and Baby Momma Gisele Bundchen is 30.
























CNN News Anchor Erica Hill is 34.