Wednesday, July 28, 2010

The Hidden Benefits of Separate Beds - The Smoking Jacket | The Smoking Jacket

My wife and I sleep in separate rooms, not just separate beds. There are many benefits to this. Primarily the fact that I snore like a damn locomotive and by being in another room, she can sleep. Secondarily, I get the bed to myself. No need to worry about getting kicked or punched or told to roll over. I can sprawl and enjoy the ceiling fan.

How about you? Read Playboy's secondary SFW blog The Smoking Jacket and comment.

Wednesday, July 21, 2010

Holy Kerfluck











Sitting at home, got the kiddie duty, and I get hungry. So, I decided to make some Jambalaya for dinner. No big production, just a box mix from Zatarains that has brown rice and you add your own chicken, sausage or whatever. I have had great success with this product and absolutely recommend it to anyone who asks my opinion. Anyway, I didn't have any regular anduille sausage or spicy sausage. Nope, I managed to pick up a 2 1/2 pound package of Jalapeno & Cheese sausages at the store. I figured, what the hell, might as well use that. Should just add some extra zip to it is all. WRONGFRIGGINGWRONG! I do believe I melted down the top layer of skin from the top of my tongue. My nostril hairs curled up. I also think that I may have permanently cleared any potential sinus clogs for the near future (read: decades). That Shit Was HOT! I took maybe, MAYBE two bites before the sweat appeared. Now, I am not afraid of some seasoning to my foods. I have traveled across continents and oceans. I love to try new foods. But damn.

Anyway, just thought I would vent as the milk I just chugged does its magic fire putting out trick.

Can't wait for the wife to have some later hehehehehe.

Lunchtime Lists: 15 Things White People Must Stop Saying

Gotta say, I whole heartedly endorse this list...

Lunchtime Lists: 15 Things White People Must Stop Saying

Tuesday, July 20, 2010

Happy Birthdays 07/20/2010

























The lovely former Dancing With The Stars pro and current Country Music Singer (I am hesitant to call her "Star") is turning 22 today.






















Model/Tom Brady Wife and Baby Momma Gisele Bundchen is 30.
























CNN News Anchor Erica Hill is 34.

Advice for Guys - 7 Turnoffs, Mistakes, What Not To Do | The Smoking Jacket

The lovely people at Playboy have started a new, mostly safe for work blog called The Smoking Jacket. Looks like it will directly compete with Maxim for page views. Cool with me. Should result in some fun articles!

Anyway, the first article I read on there was The 7 Signs That You've Given Up On Getting Laid. Click the linky below and read it yourself. It is SOOOOO true!!

Advice for Guys - 7 Turnoffs, Mistakes, What Not To Do | The Smoking Jacket